A conversation between me (Jujutsushi) and my friend, Mango
Mango: You, skin-having one. Do you believe you do not need the leaves? I will test your abilities to see if this is true.
Jujutsushi: Shutteth the helleth up, abhorrent daemon Begone, beast Be banished back to the darklands from whence you came
Mango: au contraire, we leaved ones bathe in the light, it is you who are cloaked in shadow
Jujutsushi: Mon frere, it is thou who art mistaken Those flocked in leaves absorb all light from the land Thou art a cursed species An abomination to be expunged
Mango: should you join us we may deem you worthy of sharing the light, or should we settle this through a true test of skill, a dandori battle
Jujutsushi: My arcane volumes hold no record of this dandori battle
Mango: dandori issue it seems you haveth
Jujutsushi: Thou art a waste of air, O leaved one Pray tell, what is this dandori battle
Mango: Dandori is the art of organizing your tasks strategically and working with maximum efficiency to execute your plans quickly. As such, you must collect more items during a set window than your opponent to reign supreme alternatively, you chucketh the pikmin at everything in sight
Jujutsushi: ‘tis a misfortune i cannot partake in this dandori battle otherwise i would tan the skin off your backside
Mango: you are the skin-having one here
Jujutsushi: my apologies, i shall prune thyself of thy leaves
Mango: (imagine someone walking up to you irl and saying “You! Skin-having one”)
Jujutsushi: (imagine if they turn around and they have no skin because of an operation)
Mango: (imagine their head is covered in leaves and they have a weird green dog with them)