Hypothesis: If someone follows the following conjectures and theorems, then they are proposed to be an “emo”, that is, an emotional being.
Conjecture 1. They have an OMORI profile picture
Omori is literally a game about depression. Having a profile picture of omori literally means that you relate to those depressed characters. “Sunny just like me fr” energy.
Conjecture 2. They have long hair
Oh no, my hair blocks my eyes so I don’t have to see how horrible the world is!
Conjecture 3. Their favourite colour is black, or “the colour of blood”
Wow. How dark. They do this to absorb all the darkness around them, so others don’t have to
Conjecture 4. They like Yuri from DDLC
Literally the sadistic girl. There’s no way.
Conjecture 5. They have one expression. Sad.
Need I say more?
Conjecture 6. They listen to sad music
Yeah we get it, you listen to Ruth B. Shut up, please.
Conjecture 7. They play Undertale AUs
What a geek/nerd
Disclaimer
Just a joke, just a joke. Intended to be purely fictional and humorous. For legal reasons, it’s a joke. Intended in humour. By no means am I encouraging the mocking of “emo”s.
Evidence
…yeah I just based this off people I know