And Next Door Kyle bellows a response that would echo through time.
The year is 1997.
Little Timmy loves playing the new Pocket Monsters game his mommy got him for Christmas. It hasnât been two weeks, but little Timmyâs already beaten the game using the totally awesome Charizard he got from Professor Oak. Little Timmy thinks heâs hot stuff. Little Timmy is a spoiled brat because his pushover parents let him play video games for ten hours a day.
And little Timmy is brimming with the naive confidence of an infant sloshing around in a loaded diaper. Smug little Timmy invites his only friend, Next Door Kyle, over to battle. His sweaty hands can barely plug in his link cable, heâs so eager to show off his Charizard. It knows Fire Spin, Flamethrower, AND Fire Blast.
âDaaaamn, Timwad,â says Kyle moments later through a mouthful of Gushers and Pepsi Blue, having 6-0âed Timmyâs entire team with a single Golduck. âYouâre so bad at this game. I bet you donât even know what Rhyhorn evolves into.â
âOf course I do!â little Timmy whines. âItâs Rhydonââ
And Next Door Kyle bellows a response that would echo through time.
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This is discontinued! I will not be updating these. There are some final words somewhere, but you'll have to find them yourself :)
Hello!
Welcome to Littleroot v2!
This version uses Quartz 4 to run. Unfortunately, a ton of my themes and callouts were destroyed, so Iâm working on rebuilding it. Until then, enjoy this theme I call Cerulean!
Edit: I have no idea how to add custom CSS.
Hope you enjoy the site! Iâm nottaro! This is a website I made as a side project! Thanks to nottacoz and EddieTheEd for helping!
Youâre quite welcome, Bajuâs. đ
Iâm a proud member of â¨the townâ¨. I have broken away from the town, along with Ed. I have come back to my senses. We should have a town page comingâŚOsacr is making it. These are my sister sites.
why is this not syncing đ
This is what is important
Originally my notes were on paper, but Iâm working on copying them over! This is why my Methods and Specialist notes arenât completeâŚ
- Update 5/4/2023: Iâve finished my Spec notes
I donât claim to have every single bit of information on these subjects, but I hope itâs enough :)
These notes are on Obsidian, and run using jzha0âs Quartz, with Github Pages. You can also ask me on Discord for them.
If you need help, contact me!
Yellowstone National Park
The entirety of Yellowstone National Park is under the legal jurisdiction of the United States District Court for the District of Wyoming, including a small part of the park that is actually in Idaho. According to US law, the jury for a trial has to come from the state and district in which the crime took place. However, since this small bit of Idaho has no people living in it, and is also part of a separate court district from the rest of the state, hypothetically the court would be unable to assemble a jury and thus unable to convict you.
Disclaimer: This is a technicality, so donât try this.
Iâm â¨6â10ââ¨, in case you were wondering. Also I have a â¨530 000⨠IQ mental CPU.
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Source: trust me bro
A quote of all time
âI flashed 5 peopleâ - jole 2023
A quote of all time
âIf I was going to flash itâd be grand, Iâd do it in front of thousandsâ - Jole 2023
Why do these notes take so long to sync. Itâs because I added colons to my titles. Obsidian is racist.
lonewolfâs memoir 21/8/23
- ramadan, yes
- you canât eat food/drink water/swear/bathe during day
- itâs not that hard after the few couple of days
- first month of the new lunar year
- for the past couple of years ramadan has been happening in the winter time
- in fact, the new year is already about a month in
- it also depends on where you are
- different places have different times
- it is something you should do at least once in life
- if you have the opportunity to do it, you must do it
- hajj: pilgrimage where they go back to mecca(spiritual birthplace), spiritual center of islam
- used to be in jerusalem
- then the prophet got a message from God saying to change direction
- have to pray every day, before the sun sets
- raahim prays in the morning and twice after school
- if he gets home on time, he prays at home
- he also prays in AL1 at school if he has to
- rules and regulations surrounding this
- is not easy
- tests faith
- travelling has different rules
- if you know the direction to face and time, youâre allowed to
- does not matter if itâs private or public (praying)
- itâs not compulsory when you are in the process of travelling
- you have to make up for it once youâve landed
- as long as thereâs doubt, you donât have to
- when youâre sure of your surroundings, you have to pray
- Islam started 1400 years ago, around 600 AD
QUOTES FROM 2024!
âi love to be solidâ - ccc
âiâm so hard hardâ - ccc
âi was so turned onâ - hb
âtouch meâ - dp
âhistory is about forgetting the pastâ - pb
âitâs like dr robotnik without the moustacheâ - rb
âi got atharva sathe my slut my whoreâ - eh
âiâll suck itâŚanything for the bookâ - eh
âiâll hook someone else upâ - dr waters june 24 2024
âgo for the other ones, like childrenâ - rz
âand obviously he canât do anything because heâs gay!â - rb
âpecking operaâ - eh
âare we allowed to do advertising in public schoolsâ - dr ormande waters
âiâm a man who loved a woman created by a manâ - rz
âyou have a nice weenieâ - na
âiâll give hatsune miku my VIP packageâ - th
âdefinitelyâ - ccc, in response to âare you gay, christianâ
âthereâs nothing wrong with a child working overtime as a healerâ - an
âi thought that was primary schoolâ - ed, in response to âa brothel is a place where people go to have sexâ
âhitler was rightâ - eh
âif humans had wings, hitler wouldâve won world war twoâ - eh
âryan reynolds, the hottest man to straight menâ - rb
âif you get a 10, you get to maintain the idea that song is female, and galliarmard gets his happy endingâŚlife goals for some, not for meâ - rb
âreal men suck itâŚiâm sucking itâ - ccc
âyou know who didnât get an atar? jesus. people seem to like himâ - rb
âjesus literally went to tafeâ - rb
âhoenstly if someone sent me soemthing like âi would wreck youâ, iâd just send back miley cyrus. or wreck it ralph. or both.â - rb
âyou guys havenât had the talk, have youâ - vd
âthose goddamn russians, those goddamn communistsâ - ow
âif you can find a novel way to kill people, thatâs always a good way to get fundingâ - ow
âi donât care about the lawâ - ow
âthe good kind of groomingâ - an
âiâm gonna destroy your assâ - ccc
âyes jonathanâ âdoesnât it need a-â âshut upâ - ow
âGYATTâ - na
âGYATT DAMNâ - na
âyour ass is grass. that way, you can touch grass. maybe other people can touch grass.â - ccc
âif i didnât know murder wasnât ok, i would be punished for murdering youâ - py
âstay away from me with your plagueâ - an
âpecking duckâ - eh
âin the first play of the sceneâ - eh
âhave i talked to you guys about arousalâ - py